Death by a Cheeseburger

[isolafacheeseburger]

It was a strange and stormy night
When Mr & Ms Pechler had a strange fight
But before they could take it any further
They had to have a cheeseburger

The fight was weird since they had no clothes
Plus it was on a bed of rose
Lightning struck at 12 o'clock
But they forget to turn the door lock

So the cheeseburger infected the egg
While Ms. Pechler shook her leg
The two things did collide
So nine months later, the baby cried

That was the story of the one named Olaf
Who had a friend named Matthew, who was a show-off
His friends hit him with a lot of jibes
That's why he's not happy to be alive

Olaf started to shed a tear
He was filled with agony and fear
He then said "I've had enough"
Then they knew things would get rough

So one day Olaf came with a knife
He stabbed everyone, taking their life
That was such an awful murder
That was death.... BY A CHEESEBURGER (DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNN)

so should i do death of a cheeseburger

[Ikie]

Great ballad, what did you use as an outline?

[isolafacheeseburger]

Great ballad, what did you use as an outline?

Ummmm..... I used olaf is a cheeseburger as an outline!

[Fajner1]

That. Is. Epic.

[isolafacheeseburger]

That. Is. Epic.

Do i get 2 lvl up now

[isolafacheeseburger]

Covered in blood, the scared Olaf cried
The others are not alive, but he's the one that died
Guilt eating him from the inside out
So now he is living in doubt

Then Olaf walked all alone
When he heard in an angry tone
"You killed my child" the person said
And so the person chopped of Olaf's head

Yet another awful murder
It was the DEATH..... OF A CHEESEBURGER
In hell, he met his victim Jibe
(Malicious content described in very graphic detail is involved and so was moderated, we apologize for this inconvenience. Hint: Olaf wished that he was alive again)

[AndrewM8]

Peter i think this is a death about a guy

[cheezburgerman]

That. Is. Epic.

Do i get 2 lvl up now

Da

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